A debilitated oil tanker split in two and sank Tuesday off the northern coast of Spain, causing alarm for environmental groups and voyeurs alike. The Bahamas registered ship has already spilled 2.5 million gallons of oil into the ocean near Spain and may spill the rest of it's 20 million gallons which will undoubtedly cause significant damage to fishing reserves and wildlife as well as the closure of topless beaches all along the coast.

"This has already been a terrible event not only for the local ecosystem but also for the global voyeur population," says Danny Terentum who runs ISeeLondonISeeFrance.net a website that features "up skirt" pictures as well as other candid pictures of nude and semi-nude women. "Our beach

Oddly, new signs on Spain's beaches are written in English

voyeur section of topless sunbathers is one of our most popular features and this spill is just going to ruin a whole arm of our supply chain."

Terentum's concern has been echoed on any number of message boards across the internet, mostly from geographically challenged users. Many posters voice concern over the supposed closing of the nudity stricken Greek Isle nation of Ibiza, a rumor that has spread like wildfire over the internet, even though Ibiza is not even close to this spill.

"I would like to assure all the sexy, sexy teens of Europe and the cameramen who spy on them, that the beaches of Ibiza are safe for baring of breasts," said Jose Maria Rivas, Ibiza's Tourism Minister at a news conference today where he tried to quell fears about the spill as well as fears that the tanker was actually a ship transporting the drug Ecstasy to Ibiza. "I can confirm that the "Doctor" has sent the "X-rays" in a much more secure manner than oil tanker," said Riva actually using hand quotes in what experts are calling a very thinly veiled code.

"We'll just have to buckle down and hope to stay in business until Mardi-Gras," says Terentum. "We have to stay strong and thank our lucky stars that this happened on the Atlantic coast and not in Mediterranean. A disaster like this in the Mediterranean would be the end of the voyeur industry as a whole. I guess there are a few guys that would buy subscriptions to CrudeBeach.com to see women covered in crude oil, but I'm sure the White House firewall would block access to a site like that."