"I was very surprised at how much I'll save under this plan," Bush said in his statement. "Personally, I will be much better off after this plan takes effect. I feel very stimulated."

Speculation abounds around Washington about exactly how

"Lower....Lower...Yeah that's the spot, 0% dividend tax."

stimulated the President has already become due to the plan.

Several unconfirmed sources have reported finding a copy of the economic plan, tattered and worn, in the Oval Office restroom hidden under copies of Playboy and Hustler. Others have told of Bush being asked to be left alone for taxing late night "math" sessions in the private residence, often with President wearing out the buttons on his hand held calculator.

"We've all heard some very sorted rumors off the record during the last two weeks," says beltway insider Cokie Roberts. "No one wants to verify any of them, but they have been coming quite regularly, if you'll pardon the pun."