It's been just over a year since President Bush fainted from choking on a pretzel while watching an NFL playoff game and the White House is taking steps to make sure the incident doesn't repeat itself. The White House announced today that it had contracted specialty snack caterer The Soft Spot to provide snacks for the President's Super Bowl viewing needs.

No official word was given on which

"Yeah, but you should see the pretzel."

snacks would be present at the viewing, but US Press has obtained a copy of The Soft Spot's menu and some items of interest include:

Pretzels Al Dente- pretzels lightly steamed to take off that annoying "crunch".

Nacho Frappe- Classic Tex-Mex cuisine. Freshly baked nacho chips, with such toppings as ground beef, lettuce, diced tomatoes and onions, sour cream, guacamole and sharp cheddar cheese. All blended for 3 minutes. Served with a straw.

Tenderized Marshmallows- Miniature marshmallows, pounded flat and baked for 2 minutes in a 250 degree oven. Get 'em while they're hot!

Buffalo Wing Style Pate- Pate with a kick! Available in Mild, Super Mild, and Salted.

Chopped Funyuns™- An old classic with a new presentation. All the fun and flavor of Frito-Lay's Funyuns™ with 70% less chewing.

Flattened O'Douls™- Want a non-alcoholic beverage without the dangers of carbonation? We now offer your favorite beverages left open at room temperature for three days. Please call ahead.

Water Flavored Ice Chips- For those intense game moments that demand nervous chewing. Our patented Water Flavored Ice Chips are perfect for absent minded swallowing. Didn't remember to chew? No problem, within 40 seconds at normal body temperature the chip will melt away, and you're back in action!