Authorities are on the lookout for a man they say may be "armed and deranged." Police were tipped off to the depravity of the suspect after observing him driving in rush hour traffic without talking on his cell phone. In the world of law enforcement an act of this kind is generally classified as a "Highly Abnormal Behavior" (HAB).

Officers became even more suspicious because the man was obeying the speed limit, wearing his seatbelt, being courteous to other drivers and had both hands on the wheel, all of which are considered HAB's.

He may be accompanied by a woman who allegedly did her makeup before leaving her home, yet another HAB.

"We are very concerned that we may be looking at a Bonnie and Clyde situation here," FBI Director William Tennet told Al Roker on NBC's Today Show during a weather segment. "We think it's clear that these two are up to something."

"Talk about up to something," interrupted Roker, "Look at these Northeast highs for today. They are up to record levels!"

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