The woman, later identified as one Mrs. Charles Coatesworth III, was overheard during a recent lunch gathering at a neighborhood Chili's. The Coatesworth clan has resided in tony Sugar Hill for some four years now, and while they do intend to move eventually, they're in no great hurry.

"We've had this lot near Chateau Elan for a couple of years now, and though we never intended to build on it, you know how your father is... buy for nothing, sell for all you can get. I'm just tired of the whole thing... I wouldn't want to build there anyway; it's up on this hill and you'd be looking down into the windows of everyone else. We haven't seriously tried to sell it, yet, but I just don't care... I'm putting it in the Lord's hands. It's all Up to the Lord."

This is big news to God Watchers, prophets and other pundits who keep their eye on all things holy.

"Some critics have been wondering if God has been neglecting domestic issues . . . this definitively shows that He hasn't," said Buford Evangelist Theo Rivers. "He's still active and engaged, even while He's been attending to the War on Islam and the recent Conflict on Morality."

Of course, Godless--and thus, unPatriotic--Senate Democrats are still at it: "I think we're in danger of spreading God a little thin," said Presidential hopeful Dick Gephardt. "I mean, here we are trying to built an Empire that will stand against all things Evil and UnAmerican, and now the Coatesworth broad wants to pile on with a land deal." Gephardt's campaign later apologized for the "broad" remark, claiming that the Representative was tired and quite possibly high.