Wilfred Bonham, Jr., 42 of Zebulun, NC allegedly hassled Sherri Nash, 26, of Raleigh last night at Ned's Place, a favorite local bar in Zebulun. Bohnam's lawyer released a statement saying that Bonham mistook Nash's facial tic for an invitation to "adult consensual congenial coitus to commence at some point in the near future after the imbibing of a sufficient amount of intoxicating beverages so as to alter reality enough to facilitate the physical stimulation required to complete said relationship."

Bohnam, apparently still drunk, added, "That means I thought I was gonna get a little wick dippin' action. Yea!"

The incident resulted in the arrest of Bonham and an emotional breakdown of Nash who apparently has "had a rough year." Nash's friend, Valerie Sheer, states that Nash developed a facial tic this year after "some traumatic events" that Nash experienced at her fitness club.

The tic allegedly makes it look like Nash is winking, though it's involuntary. Bonham a 42 year-old balding, overweight, divorced man still wants Nash's number and hopes she'll call him in jail.

Bonham's friend Slick Grossnickle, recounted the event, "I brought Wil out

Ms. Nash has had a rough year, but manages to smile through it all.

with a bunch of us guys last night. We was all just knockin' back a few cold ones and Sherri comes in with her friends, they always come in." Grossnickle reports that he just figured Bohnam noticed the tic but did not care or was just lowering his standards for a 'sure thing.'

"Wil's life ain't been the best recently. I figured he was just taking what he could get." Several advances were apparently thwarted before Grossnickle noticed Bohnam following Nash to the restroom.

"Yea, I followed her into the ladies' restroom, unzipped and showed her Mr. Winky. She winked back at him and I thought, 'Oh my god, YES!'" reports Bohnam. Nash was unavailable for comment but indicated that she might be up for a little something later. Bohnam awaits a court date, someone to post his bail upon sobering up and a conjugal visit from Ms. Nash.