Former Vermont Governor, Dr. Howard Dean dropped out of the Democratic Presidential primary race yesterday and took a plane back to Vermont to begin thinking about what to do with all of his now free time.

In an age-old problem for those who risk everything and fail, Dean has to figure out what to do with himself now that he has no reason to get up in the morning.

"I assume that he'll continue to visit diners and shake hands, just out of habit," said Dean's wife and John Edwards supporter, Dr. Judith Steinberg, from an undisclosed location. "He'll also be sleeping in a different hotel every night for the first few weeks that he's home, again, just out of habit."

Hillary Gamet, a political analyst who specializes in helping losers re-assimilate to regular life, says Dean's options are more numerous than most people think.

"Dean has plenty of opportunities awaiting him," she says, very reassuringly. "First, and most obviously, he could go back to practicing medicine. To be honest, I don't know if that's a great idea, because people expect their doctors to act in a certain way and Dean

"We're going to Smackdown, and RAW and Wrestlemania and then were going to Washington D.C. to take back that belt...YEEEAAAAAAH!"

might be a little too, let's say...volatile, to be giving rectal exams to Vermont seniors. That's just a malpractice suit waiting to happen."

But Gamet asserts that volatility is going to be the key to Dean's future.

"Even though people weren't considering him for President of the United States, he still has an impressive ability to excite certain groups of people, especially young illiterates," says Gamet who has done an in depth study of the Dean rise and fall. "We have offers on the table from World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) as an announcer, MTV News as a political analyst, and the WB as a member of Surreal Life 2. These are just the tip of the iceberg for a screaming lunatic who will change his point of view depending on what people want to hear. Hollywood is his."