Despite facing a barrage of criticism Ralph Nader has decided to run for President in the fall election. Following the presidential election debacle four years ago he's hoping that this year's election turns out fair and square and he loses for real.

"I can not stand idly by knowing that the outcome of the last election was unjust and rigged," he told three volunteers at a local Denny's/campaign HQ. "This time around no Democratic candidate nor any Republican cheating shall cost me a proper loss."

According to Nader the result of the 2000 election was riddled with errors.

"At first I thought maybe 127 million Americans accidentally voted for Gore when they really wanted to vote for me, but after getting my head examined I changed my mind."

Nader now believes he was ripped of a solid thrashing because the confusing ballots actually helped him pick up a larger percentage of the votes than he should have. And he fears it will somehow happen again.

"Look, I got 2.7 percent of the total numbers

"Vote for me and get this."

of votes. And I decided Florida. How can I fight a two party system if a third candidate receives enough votes to change the outcome of the entire election? Stop voting for me, ok?"

Nader plans to run most of his campaign on the Internet and once he's well-organized and has obtained all of the tree hugger donations, he will partake in a nationwide screamfest securing a sudden death to his campaign and as few votes as humanly possible.

In an interview Nader's mom even confessed that her son had asked her not to vote for him.

"He's such a silly little boy that Ralphie. Like I would have would have voted for him anyway. I went for Pat in two thousand."

Handing out "Don't vote Nader" stickers on a sidewalk in Boston, campaign manager Dan Ferguson appeared confident his guy would succeed this coming November.

"There's no way we'll receive enough votes to make any difference anywhere. Finally America will face the undemocratic two party system again. And we will fight it."