In a move that may signify the future of baseball, San Francisco's Giants Stadium has become WiFi enabled. Larry Baer, the Giant's chief operating officer says this will allow baseball fans to connect to the internet instead of watching the painfully boring games that the future drug-free MLB would undoubtedly produce.

"We've created, if not the largest, one of the largest hot spots in the world," said Baer, a wet spot forming in the front of his pants. "We're the first professional sports facility to provide people universal WiFi connectivity!"

Some sources at MLB say the stadium was not originally outfitted with WiFi capabilities for the fans.

"As you know, the current steroid scandal is really hurting baseball," said an unnamed network support technician. "Teams are

"Dude, here's the replay of that home run in the third inning. What? Game's over? Who won?"

worried that they will actually have to enforce the rules about steroids and the players are worried that they might shrivel up and die."

So in an ingenious business move the source claims that the Giants have offered Giants stadium to the supplement retail king, GNC. Giants Stadium will become the west coast distribution headquarters of GNC, MLB's official supplement provider.

"So really, the stadium slash creatine warehouse needed to be networked so that it fit into GNC's distribution chain," spills the source, "and they decided to do it wirelessly so they could offer it to the fans and charge an extra five dollars per seat."

Baer, who wouldn't confirm that such a deal exists, did say that it would be interesting.

"The players would have unlimited supply of supplements and no baseball record would last more than two years. It would be a win-win situation."

There are also whispers of a secret, five-star drug treatment center in the bowels of the stadium to treat not only the Giant's all star steroid users but as visiting teams' cheaters as well.