Self-proclaimed Yankees fan, Kimberly Sands, was exposed yesterday when she couldn't name three players on the Yankees' current roster. Friend and Red Sox fan Dan Hendricks was responsible for exposing Sands after she continued to rub in the Red Sox's excruciating loss in Game 7 of the American League Championship series.

"I don't think she knows who's on first. Let's rip that hat off of her head and run like hell."

"I'm sick of her shit," remarked Hendricks. She acts like she's the biggest baseball fan in the world and she doesn't even know who's on her supposed favorite team."

Sands, who initially refused to take part in Hendricks' challenge, quickly came up with Derek Jeter and Jason Giambi but then stumbled. A last ditch attempt to save face quickly backfired when Sands incorrectly named Rickey Henderson as a Yankee outfielder.

"Ridiculous," quipped Hendricks. "She tried the lame old 'I grew up watching the games with my Dad'. I should rip that fucking hat off her head."