As family matron, President Bush's mother Barbara has been trying to plan something the whole family will enjoy doing.
"By next summer we figure most of the bodies from New Orleans should be buried," began the senile old bat, "and they are causing our family so much trouble now, I thought we could go out and show them how we feel about that by spitting on their graves."
Bush, who earlier this week, giggled about low income New Orleans citizens having better conditions in the Houston Astrodome than in their old lives, sees no reason why they can't extend their grave spitting into a tour of the entire region currently being underserved by her son's administration.
"We look forward to traveling around the South and disrespecting all the underprivileged people who don't prepare for disaster. It's people like this that make my family look stupid. And we're not stupid. We have beautiful minds unlike the clods who couldn't [chuckle] you know, outrun a simple hurricane."
The babbling and seemingly over-medicated former First Lady also gives a glimpse into her son's mindset.
"Georgie said he would like to do more than spit on the graves, but we don't know the local statutes on urinating in public. And we don't want Georgie not to look presidential, you know. We believe that the image of the office of the president is the most important thing this country has. That's why we try to protect it by any means necessary. You think any of us like Karl Rove? He's a necessary evil to protect my family. You know, like body bags protect corpses on their way back from war. Karl Rove is Georgie's body bag."
The complete Barbara Bush grave spitting interview can be heard in its entirety on the long, long elevator ride to hell.
