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Articles by Stewart Pidity

Pleasure and Pain
Mel Gibson's "The Passion of Christ" has already broken records in box office sales and after falling from the number one spot, Passion it quickly reclaimed that spot after churchgoers rushed back to the theatres after Easter.
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Slim cows will be unmarketable, hope the vege-terrorists
Last week, scientists at Texas A&M University's Beef Center finally figured out what had been confusing them for months. Almost all of the Center's cows had lost significant amounts of weight in the previous six weeks.
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Nation allowing rebels to amass bows and arrows
The U.N. Security Council will meet today to discuss possible sanctions against the tiny South Pacific nation of New Caledonia. In what is technically still a French territory, local pro-independence "freedom wanters" are suspected of stockpiling large numbers of bows and arrows.
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Hints Skynet may be next military target
President Bush has ordered the release of all enemy/unlawful combatants being held in detention camps in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba following September 11 and the war in Afghanistan. The camps instead will be used to hold all US citizens named John Connor for protection.
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Buy This Book! The Semi-Complete Guide to Sort of Being a Gentleman
An intriguing treatise written by Gentleman Brock from Studio8.net. It is semi guaranteed to change your life.
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