Bill Cosby today replied publicly to the multiple allegations of sexual abuse being levied against him by explaining that most, if not all, of the allegations are related to a "Buck-Buck" tournament. Full Story >> |
Using pop culture to forecast your sorry life The Christmas tree has been taken down. The New Year's hangover has worn away. People are back to work. Inches of snow have been dumped across the country. The winter doldrums have arrived to bring a wasteland of shitty movies into your local theater. Full Story >> |
Pop star cites school violence studies in decision Britney Spears has begun to make a habit of initiating counter productive career moves and last week the trend continued Full Story >> |
Move over, Giorgio Armani and Manolo Blahnik. This summer, McDonald's has the ultimate in must-have chic for the trendy, ultra-hip woman. Full Story >> |
Star will also change her fake accent Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone, better known to the world as the pop music superstar Madonna, has decided to change her name to Esther. The change comes after the FCC ruling earlier this week that the word "Madonna" had implicit sexual meaning thanks to the star's long career of nudity, swearing and nudity. Full Story >> |
Pleasure and Pain Mel Gibson's "The Passion of Christ" has already broken records in box office sales and after falling from the number one spot, Passion it quickly reclaimed that spot after churchgoers rushed back to the theatres after Easter. Full Story >> |
Reverend Bill Jacobs and his congregation finally called an end to their Tuesday night Bible Study last week after running out of subjects to study. Full Story >> |
Less is more Local cycling enthusiast and road rage sufferer Tom Tiddnam has gone against his wife's advice and decided to purchase a handgun to carry while biking. Full Story >> |
Friends of Phil Nathanson say that he has taken his new-found hobby to the extreme, posing a serious threat to road signs, animals, and anyone within earshot from him. Full Story >> |
Actress Jennifer Love Hewitt, best known for her portrayal of "Sarah" on "Party
of Five," admitted Monday that she had resorted to smile enlargement
surgery in an attempt to improve on her already considerably "perky"
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Latest pressures become too much In the middle of a Prada store in New York City this afternoon, the world renowned fashion icon and man handler, Jennifer Lopez, a.k.a. J.Lo, tried on a dress when suddenly, to the dismay of her entourage, her ass spontaneously combusted. Full Story >> |
Discount chains can cause friction, and not the good kind Yesterday at 8 PM sharp, Kyle Martin spontaneously decided to end a three-year relationship with girlfriend Katie Hill outside a Best Buy store in Louisville. The potentially happy trip turned ill fated when Katie decided to purchase a bargain basement Heart album for $4.97. Full Story >> |
Still Doesn't Believe Woman is Not Interested Wilfred Bonham, Jr., 42 of Zebulun, NC allegedly hassled Sherri Nash, , 26, of Raleigh last night at Ned's Place, a favorite local bar in Zebulun. Bohnam's lawyer released a statement saying that Bonham mistook Nash's facial tic for an invitation... Full Story >> |
Her unwillingness to publish cheat codes may have been a factor This past weekend in Park City, Utah, Brian Miles, 28, in what is already being called a landmark move for the freedom of American males, left his girlfriend for his XBox. The event allegedly took place on Saturday at 6:35pm MST, after a lengthy discussion of "what are we going to do tonight?" Full Story >> |
Celebrating Martyrdom! On Wednesday, June 18th the revered editors of an esteemed local newspaper reported the following notice Full Story >> |
Newfound rebellion Things just don't seem the same for recently divorced Pamela Brierton. More than the change in everyday routine or living on one quarter of the income as before her divorce, the 38-year-old mother of two has realized that for years she has been doing whatever she was told. Full Story >> |
Shoes make the man It's a rare feat when a pair of shoes changes one's life but that's exactly what happened to Chad Gowan, 28, when he stepped into a new pair of Merrell clogs a few months ago. Full Story >> |
Evel's Story Evel's Story It's about time Hollywood produced another piece of work, including the appropriate marketing hype, to tell the story of Robert Craig "Evel" Knievel.
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2002 Year in Preview As we approach "Oscar Season" I can feel my household becoming tense and giddy all at once, so I thought I should review the best movies of 2002 that I didn't see and submit to you, loyal reader, my Top 10 Movies I Haven't Seen for 2002. Full Story >> |
Old-timey Irish song facilitates afternoon puking Boston's premiere KissŪ cover band, Plaster Caster has added and extended jam of an old Irish song entitled "Whiskey Before Breakfast" in the middle of its rendition of "Rock and Roll All Night". The band's website says the idea came from Randy Moser the hard-drinking lead guitarist of the cover band. Full Story >> |
Grammatical mistakes help diagnose the senility Early yesterday morning Jack Kebler, 65, scared his family when he used the definite article "the" improperly in a normal conversation.
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Is America finally ready for a new font? In what media critics hail as "a bold new step into an ever-brightening future", CNN unveiled its latest innovation, a brand-new font style for its Terror Alert Bug. Full Story >> |
Taliban said to have "mixed feelings" Having been criticized for bowing to the west in recent times, the Qatar based Al-Jazeera television network has created a record label named al Qaeda Records (aQR) which offered up its first CD this week. The release is a benefit compilation disc entitled "Friends of the Hijackers"... Full Story >> |
Driving Directions to Salvation Word on the street is.... students from the University of South Carolina discovered that Mapquest.com, the popular online directions finder, is actually a scam designed by Mormons. Full Story >> |
Doesn't realize he's ogling George Stevenson, 33-year-old married father of one, realized this week that all college girls are hot. Full Story >> |
Says she'll ask you if she needs a spot Sherri Nash, 25, of Raleigh, NC admitted to a friend on Monday that she was tired of men making passes at her while she worked out at the gym. Full Story >> |
Late night lawyers plead their case In what is being called a very unorthodox legal move, lawyers for a coalition of late-night television hosts have successfully moved to have a judge postpone setting a trial date for Winona Ryder. Full Story >> |
Fellow "actors" to remind Lowe that you can live on $1.2 million per year Rob Lowe's friends and some of Hollywood's top former television stars will hold an intervention for Lowe later this week sources tell the US Press. Full Story >> |
